Guardian of the universe get the latest movie times, trailers and celebrity interviews. The body ventura former governor of minnesota is some kind of space cop and a little boy is threatening the whole universe for some strange. Guardian of the universe this movie is the difference between shit and crap. Among the sordid and strange moments in this movie are scenes a women giving birth without taking off her pants, and disturbing but funny moments of bizarre intimacy between the lead man and tommy the young alienhuman hybrid. But i also loved the really crappy battle beyond the stars, so take it as you will. When inspiration struck during last weeks episode, we had no idea it would lead us to a vhs transfer of our new favorite christmas movie courtesy of amazon prime video. Sep 27, 2007 n ot quite the most barking idea of the week that award, surely, must go to matthew barneys drawing restraint 9 but it runs it pretty close. Guardian of the universe when its cheap dvd sleeve caught my eye at the secondhand store. Movies with wrestlers complete list rate your music.
Much of the footage is so dark, you have to question whether or not a lighting crew was ever employed. An alien policeman arrives on earth to apprehend a renegade of his own race who impregnates a woman with a potentially destructive mutant embryo. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1991 science fiction. Guardian of the universeslipstream dvd, 2003, double feature at the best online prices at ebay. To stop planets form destroying themselves through ecological suicide and senseless war. Violent confrontations are a dangerous part of the work theyve signed on for as these heroes use their wits and their training in martial arts and law enforcement to clean up their communities and bring down the baddies in this five movie collection. Guardian of the universe, 1991, directed by damian lee, with jesse ventura, svenole thorsen, damian lee. This average canadian scifi actioner concerns the exploits of an intergalactic policeman named abraxas jesse the body ventura. Guardian of the universe 1991 damian lee, damien lee on allmovie this average canadian scifi. The writer and director of abraxas is one damian lee, a bmovie writer, director, and producer who is still working today.
Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990 trivia add new arnold schwarzenegger was offered the role of abraxas, but turned it down and opted to do terminator 2 1991 instead. The washedup 80s wrestler known primarily for his feather boas and conspiracy theories. So essentially this entire movie consists of abraxas acting as an intergalactic babysitter, preventing the golden child from falling into secudus hands. In doctor strain the body snatcher 1991, a man turns. A space lawman jesse ventura fights for an antilife equation on earth. In abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990, an alien policeman arrives on earth to apprehend a renegade of his own race who impregnates a woman with a potentially destructive mutant embryo. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1991 jesse the body ventura takes the lead in this one as an alien law officer who arrives on earth to apprehend a renegade of his own race who impregnates a woman with a potentially destructive mutant embryoas you do. Jun 06, 20 abraxas, guardian of the universe 1991 mill creek jesse ventura is an alien cop. The space cop comes to earth to track a rogue alien, secundus. Svenole thorsen in abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990 damian lee and jerry levitan in. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990 company credits.
Sporting a braided miniponytail several years before the jedis. Guardian of the universe abraxas jesse the body ventura is a cop whose beat spans two galaxies his mission. He then appeared in two episodes of zorro in 1991, going on to star in the 1990 film abraxas, guardian of the universe. After a topless scene was cut, the rating was changed to pg. Secundus is chasing after a young boy who has the antilife equation stored in his brain. However it somehow transcends how bad it is and goes from its intended interspacial action film plot line into a low class unintentional comedy. The next movie or the time for the second hellscape session. He bills himself as the guardian of the universe, yet he spends 99% of his time on earth. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990 your life in film. Abraxas, guardian of the universe in a faraway galaxy, a legion of supermen has been developed to police the universe. Jan 25, 2005 not to say that this is bad, since starring in one movie is infinite percent more than most people ever get to do. An alien policeman abraxas arrives on earth to apprehend a renegade of his own race who impregnates a woman with a potentiallydestructive mutant embryo.
They exchange some expository dialogue, talking about abraxas s mission, and then curly says. Abraxas, guardian of the universe film, science fiction. Jesse ventura abraxas, svenole thorsen secundus, marjorie bransfield sonia murray. It is shortly after the titanic struggles of the metal wars in a world of darkness, destruction and terrifying evil, ruled by lord dread and his bionic creations. Aug 06, 2012 abraxas, guardian of the universe 1991 nerfero. So essentially this entire movie consists of abraxas acting as an intergalactic babysitter, preventing the golden child from. Film was edited of a topless dance scene to get a pg rating instead of an r. This average canadian scifi actioner concerns the exploits of an intergalactic policeman named abraxas jesse.
Jesse the body ventura is abraxas, guardian of the universe. Watch abraxas guardian of the universe prime video. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990 release info imdb. Guardian of the universe dvd and browse other dvd movies. If you like abraxas, guardian of the universe you are looking for exciting, rough and bleak movies about with school, alien, stripper, wormhole, police, adventure and space and aliens themes of action and scifi genre shot in canada. How do you botch a shirtless jesse ventura as a 10,000 year old alien tracker with a romantic edge is he finally really the sexual tyrannosaurus he claims to be in predator immaculate pregnancy with instabirth, an antilife equation which opens the door to a parallel universe with eternal life, abundant wrestling moves and the director.
Venturas acting career began in 1987 with the film predator, in his role as the iconic blain cooper. An alien policeman arrives on earth to apprehend a renegade of his own race who impregnates a woman. Khooni saazish is the hindi dubbed version of hollywood movie abraxas guardian of the universe starring jesse ventura, marjorie bransfield. His former partner has escaped prison and is heading to earth and impregnates a human woman. Born james george janos, jesse ventura was elected to the post of mayor in the town of brooklyn park, minnesota shortly before this film was made.
However, unlike relative masterworks like walking tall or santa with muscles, jesse ventura had the unfortunate luck of starring in the somewhat less prestigious abraxas. Labeling discrepancies aside, abraxas, guardian of the universe is a laughably plotted science fiction film starring everyones favourite wrestler turned politician, jesse the body ventura. They are known as finders, and they have all taken a sacred vow of protection. Guardian of the universe was one of a variety of films that came out after the success of the terminator 1984 that took up the theme of intergalactic cops and criminals fighting on earth see also the likes of the hidden 1987, the tv miniseries something is out there 1988, dark angeli come in peace 1990 and peacemaker 1990. Today, we cover one of the very first bands promised on the metal mythos, the crusaders themselves.
Directed by otta hanus, jorge montesi, ken girotti. Abraxas, guardian of the universe is a film directed by damian lee with jesse ventura, svenole thorsen, damian lee, jerry levitan, year. In all seriousness, this isnt a good movie, but any means. And this guy is the guardian of the universe the guardian of the universe is immobilized by an ikea lamp. Abraxas is a cop with a twogalaxy beat who in the course of stopping planets from destroying themselves must now do battle with his expartner turned renegade. Guardian of the universe follows the heroic exploits of a galactic defender, played by jesse ventura, who comes to earth towait, wait, that cant be right. Abraxas, guardian of the universe is a 1990 usacanadian coproduced science fiction film starring jesse ventura ventura plays abraxas, a space cop whose latest case is close to home. Guardian of the universe, 1991, directed by damian lee, with jesse ventura, svenole thorsen, damian lee, at turner classic movies. Jedi council forums jc community community welcome to the new boards. Released 1990, abraxas, guardian of the universe stars jesseventura, marjoriebransfield, svenolethorsen, francismitchell the pg movie has a runtime. Perhaps i should have mentioned that earlier in the movie secundus said that he could beat abraxas in hand to hand combat, and this is pretty much true, since every time they meet, our valiant hero abraxas gets the crap kicked out of him. Best movies like abraxas, guardian of the universe bestsimilar. The rifftrax commentary is really the only reason to watch this film. In abraxas, guardian of the universe, jesse the body ventura acts and narrates his journey to hunt down fellow finder secundus before he can discover the solution the antilife equation.
Guardian of the universe honor zero tolerance pacific inferno no contest. Abraxas, guardian of the universe the prime movers. Guardian of the universe unrated intergalactic policeman abraxas enlists the help of a school principal and a pregnant woman to help him stop a renegade alien from creating chaos on. Nov 24, 2011 khooni saazish is the hindi dubbed version of hollywood movie abraxas guardian of the universe starring jesse ventura, marjorie bransfield, svenole thorsen, jerry levitan and ken quinn. Abraxas, guardian of the universe full movie youtube. The movie is kind of interesting in that it actually features a gender reversion on star wars, with a female scoundrel having to rescue a prince from an evil empire and if you dont know who. Guardian of the universe movie synopsis, view the movie trailer, get cast and crew information, see movie photos, and more on. With jesse ventura, svenole thorsen, damian lee, jerry levitan. This movie is published as a part of scifi invasion 50 movie pack box published by mill creek entertainment.
Movies with wrestlers the complete list in chronologicalalphabetical order lucha films will be omitted at this time under construction only xmen for tyler mane at this time if you know any films that arent on here feel free to add, post wrestlermovie, if the movie isnt on the database i will add it. Germany november 1991 video premiere usa 29 march 1993 video premiere usa 8 december 1998 dvd premiere also known as aka original title abraxas, guardian of the universe. Vietnam, student protests and civil rights explored to the soundtrack of the beatles. The men have been altered with radiation and ozone layering to become virtually invincible. Forget that, who would even let him guard some small. Not to say that this is bad, since starring in one movie is infinite percent more than most people ever get to do. I feel safer already after abraxas pulls out the lamp and automatically heals himself he is a superadvance robot, dontcha know, sonia returns from the. In this goaround, secundus manages to break a floor lamp in half, and then impales abraxas on the jagged. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1991 filmaffinity. Ive actually seen this movie, when i was 10 or 11, and i loved it. Abraxas, guardian of the universe is a 1991 science fiction film written and directed by damian lee and starring jesse ventura and svenole thorsen, with a cameo by james belushi.
Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990 action, scifi. Abraxas, guardian of the universe is a 1991 science fiction film written and directed by damian lee and starring jesse ventura and svenole thorsen, with a. Jesse ventura list of movies and tv shows tv guide. I assume we will split up in 1 hour, 27 minutes, and 15 seconds. Abraxas, as the antithesis of eternity and the abstract embodiment of destruction, sought to destroy not only the main marvel comics universe, known as earth616, but all parallel realities as well using a weapon of universal destructive power called the ultimate nullifier. Jessie is abraxas, a policeman from another world who is in pursuit of an alien from his home planet that impregnates a woman with a mutant embryo. Jesse ventura full list of movies and tv shows in theaters, in production and upcoming films. With tim dunigan, peter macneill, svenole thorsen, maurice dean wint. Anyone who writes up a serious critique of this movie is insane its hilarious, end of story. Secundus is a former finder who was partnered with abraxas.
Guardian of the universe movie listings and showtimes. During the scramble secundus impales abraxas with a floor lamp and runs away. Here he grimaces his way through the role of abraxas, an 11,000 year old alien space cop. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990 trivia imdb. Abraxas former partner, secundus, has turned to the dark side. Mar 11, 2015 abraxas, guardian of the universe today on the misantropey movie blog, were going to take a look at the 1990 jesse ventura scifi movie, abraxas, guardian of the universe. Cant believe the first baseman killed captain alex. Discussion in community started by jointheschwarz, feb. Guardian of the universe was one of a variety of films that came out after the success. Jesse ventura does an adequate job playing a beefheaded space cop named abraxas. As a fan of both arnold schwarzenegger shoot em ups and films of questionable quality starring pro wrestlers, i had very little choice but to partake in the doomedfromthestart prospect of watching abraxas.
Where, oh, where did i go so wrong in my life that i ended up having to watch abraxas. Abraxas, guardian of the universe jesse ventura full. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990 cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Among the sordid and strange moments in this movie are scenes a women giving birth without taking off her pants, and disturbing but funny moments of bizarre intimacy between the lead man and tommy. Jan 25, 2005 being guardian of the universe turns out to be a pretty lowlevel job since the two men who reveal themselves as abraxas s bosses look like they just stepped out of a three stooges short. Khooni saazish is the hindi dubbed version of hollywood movie abraxas guardian of the universe starring jesse ventura, marjorie bransfield, svenole thorsen, jerry levitan and ken quinn. Khooni saazish is the hindi dubbed version of hollywood movie abraxas guardian of the universe starring jesse ventura, marjorie bransfield, sven. An alien policeman arrives on earth to apprehend a renegade.